Monday, October 16, 2006

Camp Art Fart

"...It is hard to imagine people used to walk around living their lives without an acute consciousness they were ‘living’ their ‘lives.’” – Daphne Merkin



A friend recently told my husband she wished he were more pretentious and brooding as an artist. It’s a strange statement to make. She was being facetious, to be sure, but still, why would she say it? And for that matter, why would the residents of California elect Arnold Schwarzenegger as their “Governator”? These may seem completely unrelated points, but I don’t think they are. Bear with me.

I was thinking about these things and having trouble clarifying my ideas until I read Daphne Merkin’s article in last week’s Beauty issue of the New York Times Magazine. She wrote about the sensibility of Camp, as defined by Susan Sontag, that has pervaded the way we live and think. More particularly, the way we think about he way we live, and most particularly, that we do think about it.

According to Merkin, Sontag defines Camp as “the consistently aesthetic experience of the world. It incarnates a victory of 'style' over 'content,' 'aesthetics' over 'morality.” In other words, we are constantly thinking of ourselves, our actions, and our surroundings, in terms of how we relate to some kind of aesthetic ideal. It’s a way of relating to ourselves with a critical distance, as Merkin puts it, “a sense of radical disjunction between one's interior experience of self and one's stylized...self.”

My friend’s statement reflects this Camp sensibility. When she thinks of the idea of an “Artist” what she sees is a caricature, a pretentious and brooding figure, probably wearing a beret and railing against the bourgeois cretins and hacks who know nothing about real art, in a French accent (we can table my friend’s lack of sophistication for later discussion). She was thinking less of an artist and more of what might be called a “Fartist.”

When she says she wants my husband to be more like that, it’s because it appeals to her aesthetic sense of what an artist should be, in a funny, ironic way. Her statement was not concerned with the content or quality of his work, or even with his career as an artist. Her statement was not really concerned with anything, for that matter, beyond that ironic, aesthetic sense: true concern implies a morality and sincerity that does not jibe with the detachment inherent in Camp.

Don’t think I forgot about the Governator. I’m convinced that Schwarzenneger won the election because people thought it was funny. Though I live in New York, that election caused a big fight between two of my coworkers at the time. We’ll call them D and … (shoot both of their names begin with D)… and F. Both D and F were in their early twenties, both graduates of prestigious universities, both Democrats, and both fairly hip. But they were hip in different ways, and there, I think, lay the difference in their reactions to the election.

D was a partier from Miami, with a lot of passion for everything she did and a lot of sincerity when it came to politics. F was a hipster nerd from suburban New York, who watched movies obsessively, prided himself on liking obscure bands, and approached everything with a bitter sense of humor. D would have liked to be famous, while F was more interested in the study of Fame as an idea.

When F came in to work one day excitedly waving the New York Post with the headline about the “Governator,” exclaiming how “awesome “ it was, D flew off the handle, not understanding how on Earth what she saw as the ruin of the fine state of California was an “awesome” state of affairs. She just didn’t get it.

I, hailing from New York and being more of the sarcastic hipster nerd (or just plain nerd) sensibility, understood that F found this whole thing funny. For the Camp aesthetic, or at least the brand I am thinking of, is an Absurdist one. Had F lived in California, I’m sure he would have voted for Schwarzenegger precisely because it appealed to his sense of the ridiculous.

But back to my husband. What I think is great about him – one of the many things - is that he is NOT that kind of artist. His work and his ambition come out of genuine creativity, not out of the desire to be “an Artist.” He has standards and takes art seriously and thinks about what he does, but in order to create work that is aesthetically good, not in order to match an aesthetic ideal of himself.

Which to my mind makes him a real artist, and decidedly not a fartist.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Star-Stuck




Helen Hunt is upstairs.

She is sitting on a director's chair next to a big camera that is blocking my way to the bathroom.
It would make a great story: I peed my pants because of Helen Hunt.

But it would be terrible if it actually happened, all the more so because I'm wearing a skirt.

Actually I think as celebrities go, Helen Hunt would be an appropriate one in front of which to pee your pants. Maybe because I still think of her as Jamie from "Mad About You" and you can imagine that being a storyline on the show, or at least on "Seinfeld," which was also on NBC and to which "Mad About You" was a precursor.
Lisa Kudrow appeared on "Mad About You" as the ditzy waitress Ursala, who later reappeared as Phoebe's estranged twin sister on "Friends," which was on Must See TV Thursdays along with Seinfeld.
Anyway, Helen Hunt is the kind of celebrity you can still think of as a real person, not so outrageously famous or gorgeous to make her seem otherworldly.

I would hate to pee myself in front of Uma Thurman, for example.
Although I hear that she is actually a very nice woman who attends her children's school functions and interacts with the other parents.

Oftentimes actors are smaller in person than they are onscreen, but Helen Hunt is taller than I expected. I didn't get close enough to make any other acute observations about weight (she was wearing a long cardigan that made it hard to tell) oldness or plastic surgery or even demeanor. I heard her say, to unknown listener, "I'm so glad you're here," so at least she tries to be nice and gracious.


Update: I went back upstairs and was able to use the bathroom. H.H. was rehearsing a scene, now sweaterless, and I observed that she is indeed very thin, but not a small person overall, and from a distance of about 15-20 feet she looked very young, but that was based more on her outfit than on her face, which I still did not get a good look at. My coworker, Rachel, informed that up close H.H. looked old and drawn. She went so far as to say I was lucky not to have gotten a good look because I might have turned to stone.

Rachel has a flair for the dramatic.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Pow-Pow-Power Wheels

People are really nice when they think you have the power to give them what they want.

I just got a call from a camera operator who I phoned last night at about 9pm to see if he could work today at 10am. (That's 13 hours notice for the mathematically challenged). I left a message and he called me back this morning, apologizing profusely for not calling back before. At 9pm last night he was sleeping, in order to be awake for another job at 4am today. As far as I'm concerned, he didn't have to call me back at all if he wasn't available, especially since presumably by this morning I had already found someone to take the job (after making about 20 phone calls), but he certainly didn't have to be so apologetic about it, considering I was calling at the last minute.

After puzzling over this for about a second and a half I realized the excessive apologizing and politeness were because he thinks I'm in a position to hire him again, which I actually could be, and he wants to make an impression on me. But having spent most of my professional career on the lower rungs of the power totem pole, it feels funny when people (who aren't lowly production assistants or interns) treat me like someone who controls even a small part of their fate.

Also funny because I'm not even sure which camera op it was that called me this morning, I made so many frantic phone calls last night.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Hip Hop Hooray



What is RivkyLand?

My birth certificate says Rebecca, but growing up I was always called Rivky, a diminutive of Rivka, the Hebrew version of Rebecca. While I have at times tried to make the switch to the more elegant and professional Rebecca, Rivky has always stuck, and I've gone through my adult life confused and confusing others as to what I should be called.
The funny thing is that I've never felt more at home with the two-name connundrum than I do in my current job as the Assistant Production Coordinator on a new TV poker show called "Hip Hop Hold'Em." The idea of me, one of the whitest people you will ever meet, feeling at home in Hip Hop is ridiculous, but in hip hop - and this includes much of our crew - no one goes by their given name.

In the dungeon we call a production office, sorting through paychecks for crew, we are continually perplexed:
"Who are Duane Smith, Joel Washington, and Daschell Montgomery? Anyone, anyone?"
I am the most aware of names, and also the one who makes the call sheets, so I know the answer. "That's Stacks, Teba, and Dox!"

On Hip Hop HoldEm everyone knows me as Rivky and I've heard a few people say, "Who's Rebecca?"
So I fit right in. (I am so street.)

A side note on strange monochres:. You can imagine the fun we have with the (B-list) celebrity guests' names. The best one was International "P". We took guesses on what the P stands for, before googling him. My guess was pancake, as in International House Of.
But I was wrong. The "P" means "Pussylover".

It could just as easily have been pancake.
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My Real Life Rap Video

The other night I got a ride home with Al and Che. Al's a PA who works most of the time as a high-end driver for low-end celebrities. Che holds the same title as me on the show, but he's way more experienced and knowledgeable than I am. His mother named him after Che Guevara, and sometimes he even wears a Che t-shirt, but he's African-American, not South American.

I went out to meet Al and found him standing beside his car, a silver Ford Taurus, parked askew, all fours doors open, and music (Hip Hop, of course) blaring. Che took shotgun, and I hopped in the backseat, next to a bag full of soul food (pork chops and fried chicken) that Che had salvaged from a crew meal that never got eaten. Al rolled down the windows so everyone could hear the music, and we started on our way downtown, the bass vibrating so hard on my back I felt like I was sitting in a massage chair. Driving like that, I realized I was now in one of those cars I always want to scream at (but don't) to turn down their bleepin music. I didn't tell Al either.

A minute later, I stopped smelling the pork chops and started smelling something else. Sniff, sniff. Is that what I think it is, I thought? Al passed something lit and cigarette-like to Che, who took a drag on it. They wouldn't actually be smoking a joint in the car, while driving, would they? Maybe it was just some kind of funny-smelling tobacco, or cloves?

"You don't mind the drugs, do you?" Che asked.

So it was what I thought it was. "Not as long as we don't get pulled over," I said.

Because in my head I had been considering what my own liability would be in the unlikely (please, unlikely) situation that we would get pulled over. If I wasn't in possession and hadn't partaken, was I still legally responsible? Is there such a thing as aiding and abetting marijuana use?

"We won't get pulled over," Al reassured me, rolling up the windows and turning the music down.
And we didn't. I felt relieved after they finished the joint (and also a little annoyed they hadn't offered me a drag)...until I realized that Al was now driving stoned. But when I remembered that he must usually be driving stoned, I relaxed a little. I have a feeling he wouldn't be a much better driver sober, anyway.

After we dropped Che off, I took shotgun and Al explained to me his speaker setup and preferences. Had I noticed that the bass was way up (I had!) and that the vocals were pretty low? Sometimes after driving for hours with the music blasting, he would get out of the car and feel the same deafness you feel after going to a club. Did I know what he meant? I did. And I was oh so happy to get out of the car.

But I was also happy to have taken the ride. For all their pot-smoking, music-blasting, stoned-driving ways, they're such sweet guys!

Sunday, October 01, 2006

Blog on Blogs

"Mr. Rooney. Ed. You're a beautiful man."

Ferris Bueller's Day Off is on TV.

I started writing my musings on blogs and writing in general, but I was boring myself so, instead, here's the funniest thing that I heard today, from my husband, who is funny in general. He's an artist and is having a show in a couple weeks, in which he's showing a series of paintings on paper towels and paper tablecloths. He decided to title it... "Self-Absorbed".
I love my husband.

This serves as a pretty weak first entry for my blog, but I am running off to a pre-Yom Kippur meal (for non-Jews, that is a Jewish fast day in which we repent for our sins and basically purify ourselves for the new year), and this blog is one of my (Jewish) New Year's resolutions, so I figure it's best to start now.

Welcome to RivkyLand.